Week 10: Who Shall Seize Ticket for Ride on Playoff Train?

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Teams traveling to playoff game is having many option for transport. Train is sometimes too expensive or idle due to war. This is when team is transport to game with oxen and wagon group.

Is customary for Commie Football playoff teams to travel at no cost to self. But for when train is idle due to coal shortage, team is transporting to game using many wagons and oxen.

 TIER 1 PLAYOFF TRACKER

District 1:North Champ
vs. South Champ
District 2:North Champ
vs. South Champ
District 3:North Champ vs.
MEMP
District 4:East Champ
vs. West Champ
District 5:North Champ vs.
IOWA
District 6:North Champ
vs. South Champ
District 7:North Champ vs.
USAF
District 8:North Champ
vs. South Champ

IS ONLY SMALL NUMBER OF TICKETS AVAILABLE FOR RIDE ON PLAYOFF TRAIN

Week Ten of Commie Football season is witnessing first few teams who is earning ticket to District Championship game (aka first round of playoffs). Pozdravleniya to Memphis Tigers (District 3 South), Iowa Hawkeyes (District 5 South), and Falcons of Air Force (District 7 South), who is all earning this honor on Tier 1 level.

But you are saying “wait” with one hand in air. You are making look of confusion! Two of three teams is not very high rank in new Top Power Rankings!

Remember – first round of 16-team playoff is also championship game of each District. When team is winning its 6-team Division, is then advancing to District championship, then seeded playoff against seven other District champions. What is this, you are thinking is better to have group of American business tycoon and krasivaya Condoleezza Rice make decision of who is best teams in country, rather than good system?!

NYET, comrade. Commie Football is best system for all of college football, with fan from every corner of large country having close team in best competition for true national championship! Because of fair schedule system for all teams, winner in each District is truly deserving of respect across entire nation! Da, sometimes one District is weaker than next, but is crime to speak of this as problem.

Here is review of important games of Week 10:

  • In District 1 North, UConn (7-3, #24 rank) is leading playoff race after 21-13 win vs. Terps of Maryland; Playoff dream of Boston College Eagles (6-4) is diminish after 28-14 loss to WVU Mountaineers (6-4); Virginia Cavaliers (5-5) is also spoil hope of Temple Owls (6-4) with 38-30 victory; Is Penn State (7-3, #19) in control of South following easy 47-16 victory vs. Army Black Knights.
  • District 2: Clemson Tigers (7-3, #18 rank) is fight way to front of South division race after 34-20 win vs. North division leader Duke (7-3); Appalachian State (6-4) is losing again, 50-22 to Tarheels of North Carolina (6-4), who is trying to catch Blue Devils. Georgia Bulldogs (6-4) is yet also in race after 27-15 victory vs. NC State.
  • District 3: Defending champion Ohio State Buckeyes (8-2, #7 rank) is hope for repeat, now in control of North division after 35-16 victory vs. Red Wolves of Arkansas State; Despite better Top Power rank, Wolverines of Michigan (8-2, #4) is behind OSU in standings due to Week 7 loss, but is yet in playoff hunt after 35-29 win vs. Kentucky Wildcats; In only second season on Tier 1 level, Memphis Tigers (7-3, #20 rank) is securing South division title and playoff berth with 41-38 defeat of Indiana Hoosiers.
  • District 4: Amazing South Florida Bulls (8-2, #9 rank) is winning shock 35-27 victory vs. Ole Miss (7-3, #13) to take step closer to East division title; Florida State (7-3, #10) is on Bull heels after 49-14 defeat of Ragin’ Cajuns; Alabama Crimson Tide (7-3, #12 rank) is catching Ole Miss in West division playoff chase after easy 39-9 victory vs. UCF; Gators of Florida (6-4) 28-14 win over LSU (6-4) is perhaps killing playoff dream of Tigers.
  • District 5: Notre Dame (8-2, #5 rank) is at top of North after 26-12 defeat of Kansas Jayhawks; Wisconsin Badgers (7-3, #11) is waiting in wing after 21-16 win vs. Mizzou; In South, is Iowa Hawkeyes (9-1, #3 rank) clinching second straight District 5 championship appearance with 31-24 victory vs. Purdue.
  • District 6: Strange situation in North is continuing with Oklahoma Sooners (9-1) defeating South division leader Houston Cougars (7-3, #16) 39-34 to maintain #1 Top Power rank, yet behind “Bedlam” rival Oklahoma State Cowboys (9-1, #2) in division standings and playoff race, after OSU is easy defeating Texas State 59-20.
  • District 7: Utah Utes (7-3, #25 rank) is seizing control of North in 46-23 victory vs. UTEP; Arizona Wildcats (5-5) is destroying Boise State (6-4) 50-21 in upset to damage Bronco playoff dream; Air Force Falcons (7-3, #23 rank) is beating Utah State Aggies 35-28 to claim South division title and place in District Championship game!
  • District 8: Golden Bears of Cal (7-3, #22 rank) is upset beating rival Stanford (8-2, #8) 46-30 to claim mythic Stanford Axe and remain in North division playoff picture; UCLA Bruins (7-3, #14 rank) 27-24 victory vs. Washington Huskies (7-3) is making playoff race tighter in both divisions; USC Trojans (8-2, #6 rank) is holding lead in South following 41-24 victory vs. Oregon State Beavers.
TIER 2 PLAYOFF TRACKER

District 1:North Champ
vs. South Champ
District 2:JMU vs. South Champ
District 3:North Champ
vs. South Champ
District 4:WKU vs. South Champ
District 5:North Champ
vs. South Champ
District 6:North Champ
vs. South Champ
District 7:East Champ vs.
NEES
District 8:WYO vs. South Champ

HERE IN CABOOSE OF PLAYOFF TRAIN, IS PASSENGERS FROM TIER 2 LEVEL

Do not forget about exciting playoff race, also on Tier 2 level! Is three more teams to join Wyoming Cowboys (District 8 North), who is first to clinch ticket last week. James Madison Dukes (District 2 North), Western Kentucky Hilltoppers (District 4 North), and Cowboys of McNeese State (District 7 West, but not blood relative of Wyoming Cowboys) is now also with seats on playoff train.

WHERE IS WEEKLY SUPPLY OF COAL?

Speaking of train, is reminder of coal for running steam engine. Is much past time for Bobby and Intern Kyle to bring new load of coal from small subterrain mining operation, beneath Emergency Secondary Headquarters. I am telling many times that this duty is to perform once each week, to ensure adequate coal supplies. But these American college interns – is very forgetful if you are not telling instruction in some way with video monitor.

Week Seven: Remembered Shame is Fuel of Later Victory

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SHAME! Is common feeling in Commie Football.

SHAME! Is common feeling in Commie Football.

LAZY AMERICANS. SO EAGER TO DRIVE SUPERHIGHWAY, AVOID ROAD OF DIRT.

In every old capitalist college football system – NCAA, FBS, BCS, or CFP – is very common for team to be perfect 7-0 by this time of season. Why is this? Is because of nonsense conference system! Is because of incentive to pack schedule full with cupcake games, like young piglet stuffing for later slaughter! Is because of artificial popularity poll made by undeserving committee, a creation of hungry-for-advertising-revenue American television corporation, who is then saying every game is with very best teams! Bred sivoy kobyly!

Uggggh. Boooooored! Georgy is all like, TOTALLY obsessed with teaching us about Soviet military history, and I’m just like, barely awake… Leningrad, Novgorod, Stalingrad, Ostrogozhsk–Rossosh… BLUURRRGGG. Pass the kvass! Know what I’m sayin’? Anyway, I’m learning a lot, I guess. Oh, and what else was there… maybe just that… HARVARD’S STILL NUMBER ONE TOP POWER RANKING ON TIER 2, baby! Kyle, did you see that? I find that very interesting. I find that to be exceptional, don’t you think? The Russians love them some CRIMSON, amirite? Oh, but SIGGGH. It’s so lonely on the top. Perhaps the 1% know the pain of which I speak? Yeah, Georgy’s all like, fired up about the Battle of Kharkov or whatever, and I’m just like “DUDE. You don’t GET IT.” You know? Because I’m like, FREAKING OUT right now after Yale beat UMass this week. 36 to 34. And I know Yale’s like, still only 2-5 and totally in last place in the Tier 2, District 1 North division, and it’s not like it’s gonna be easy to get past Southern Miss and, YEAH, FINE – Harvard in the last game of the season. Aw, man – wouldn’t it be SWEET if Yale totally won out and Harvard lost the rest of their games, and it came down to the final game of the year – Harvard’s 7 and 4 and Yale’s 6 and 5 – and Yale totally beats Harvard’s ass and WINS THE DIVISION based on head-to-head tiebreaker? Dude! You would NOT be able to deny – that would be a total SIGN FROM GOD about what I’m supposed to do to Bobby.

When top college football team is suffering even one loss in antiquated system of NCAA, fans is weeping like drunken American debyutantka in nightclub bathroom, cursing before-favorite coach and young players. Football critics is saying is impossible for this team to now win “invitation” to miniature CFP playoff for make championship game.

Reaction is ridiculous! Is demonstration of weakness! Did Soviet Union quit war following disaster in First Battle of Kiev? NYET! Did fall of Kharkov result in Soviet surrender? NYET! One or two losing battles is not meaning war is finish!

PAIN NOW FOR LATER GLORY, IS POSSIBLE

Before Week Seven of Commie Football season, is only eight remaining unbeaten teams total, on both Tier 1 and Tier 2 levels. Now, is even less! Washington Huskies (6-1) is losing first game of season by 31-29 score to back-from-dead Oregon Ducks (2-5). Also in District 8, California Golden Bears (6-1) is falling in defeat for first time by score 43-33 to Cougars of Washington State (4-3). Only one team is remaining unbeaten on Tier 1 level – but how long can Stanford Cardinal (7-0), who is enjoying easy 31-17 victory over Hawaii in Week Seven, remain without blemish, like rare Isaak Brodsky painting?

On Tier 2 level, is more damage for unbeaten teams! James Madison, Georgia Southern, and Sam Houston State is all suffering first loss of season in Week Seven.

Is season now over for Huskies and Cal? Should JMU, Georgia Southern, and Sam Houston abandon schedule and quit season? Is championship dream over for any team with only one loss?

NYET! Is only one battle! Full Commie Football season is long war, and is yet many opportunity for enough victory to make 16-team playoff and possible championship! Is fact – only teams with six or seven losses is already ineligible for playoff, but this is now include only 13 of 96 teams on Tier 1 level!

But da, single loss in playoff is resulting in immediate death.

Here is summary of results for exciting Week 7 games in Commie Football:

  • District 1: Temple Owls (5-2) is defeating Syracuse 24-17, moving back into tie for North division lead with Rutgers, who is losing 40-22 in medieval battle between Scarlet Knights and Black Knights of Army (3-4); Pitt Panthers (2-5) is tasting delicious nectar of 27-25 victory vs. nemesis Nittany Lions (4-3); WVU (4-3) is taking advantage with 29-22 victory vs. Navy Midshipmen to stay in South division playoff race.
  • District 2: Blue Devils (6-1, #8 rank) 35-28 victory vs. East Carolina is giving Duke a two-game lead in North division; Georgia Bulldogs (4-3) is teaching upstart Appalachian State (5-2, #20) a hard lesson in 26-19 victory; Clemson (5-2, #24) is destroying Tennessee Vols in 39-7 annihilation, to claim South division lead.
  • District 3: Buckeyes (5-2, #21 rank) is treating arch rival Michigan Wolverines (5-2, #13) to 30-16 beatdown; Michigan State (5-2, #17) is exploding all over Ohio Bobcats 67-17 to create 3-way tie with UM and OSU for North division lead; Memphis Tigers (5-2, #18) is surging with power to 54-29 victory vs. Kentucky Wildcats, to take lead in South.
  • District 4: South Florida Bulls (6-1, #10 rank) is destroying nemesis UCF 49-12 to maintain East division lead; Seminoles of FSU (5-2, #12) is lurking just behind after 37-11 victory vs. Miami Hurricanes; Ole Miss (5-2, #16) is recapturing advantage in West division with 28-12 victory vs. Louisiana Tech; Mississippi State (3-4) is clanging cowbell, defeating Crimson Tide (5-2, #22) in huge 28-17 upset victory; LSU (5-2) is missing good opportunity with embarrassing 34-30 defeat to usual weak Ragin’ Cajuns of Louisiana-Lafayette (4-3).
  • District 5: Fighting Irish (6-1, #3 rank) is making quiet comeback in Top Power rankings, fighting off Northwestern (5-2, #15) in key 31-29 victory; Iowa Hawkeyes (6-1, #4) is defeating Kansas State (5-2) 25-14 in equal critical South division game; Mizzou (6-1, #5) is sharing lead of South division following 24-18 victory vs. Cyclones of Iowa State
  • District 6: Oklahoma State (6-1) is gushing like Baku oil well up to #2 Top Power rank after 62-26 domination victory of Tulsa Golden Hurricane; Meanwhile, Oklahoma Sooners (6-1, #6) 55-40 win vs. Razorbacks of Arkansas is moving OU into 3-way tie for North division lead; Horned Frogs of TCU (6-1, #7) is third team in tie after easy 43-21 win vs. SMU; In South division, Houston Cougars (5-2, #25) is surprise beating Baylor Bears 43-27 in upset victory, is now tie for South lead with Texas A&M (5-2) who is embarrassing losing by score 21-19 to little Texas State Bobcats!
  • District 7: Defending Tier 2 champion Colorado State Rams (4-3) is surprising Boise State (5-2, #14 rank) in 26-24 upset victory; Air Force Falcons (4-3) is remaining in hunt for South division title with 37-19 victory vs.  ASU Sun Devils; Arizona Wildcats (4-3) is beating UTEP 38-29 to maintain tie for South division lead.
  • District 8: Oregon Ducks (2-5) is finally winning games, ruining perfect season of Washington Huskies (6-1, #9 rank) in 31-29 upset win; Wazzu (4-3) is also wrecking perfect season of Cal Golden Bears (6-1, #11) with 43-33 upset victory; Stanford (7-0, #1 rank) is last remaining unbeaten Tier 1 team after 31-17 win vs. Rainbow Warriors of Hawaii.

ON TIER 2, HERE IS NEWS OF TOP FIVE TEAMS

Harvard Crimson (7-0, #1 rank) is continue success with 39-18 victory vs. Brown to maintain #1 Top Power rank; In best game of week, featuring two unbeaten teams, McNeese State Cowboys (7-0, #2) is defeating Sam Houston State 29-25 to seize control of District 7 playoff race; Toledo Rockets (6-1, #3) is continue to fly high in 36-29 over Chippewas of Central Michigan; Southern Miss (6-1, #4) is efficient defeating of Samford by score 50-23; 2014 runner-up Western Kentucky Hilltoppers (6-1, #5) is climbing again near top of hill after 34-28 over Georgia State.