LAZY AMERICANS. SO EAGER TO DRIVE SUPERHIGHWAY, AVOID ROAD OF DIRT.
In every old capitalist college football system – NCAA, FBS, BCS, or CFP – is very common for team to be perfect 7-0 by this time of season. Why is this? Is because of nonsense conference system! Is because of incentive to pack schedule full with cupcake games, like young piglet stuffing for later slaughter! Is because of artificial popularity poll made by undeserving committee, a creation of hungry-for-advertising-revenue American television corporation, who is then saying every game is with very best teams! Bred sivoy kobyly!
When top college football team is suffering even one loss in antiquated system of NCAA, fans is weeping like drunken American debyutantka in nightclub bathroom, cursing before-favorite coach and young players. Football critics is saying is impossible for this team to now win “invitation” to miniature CFP playoff for make championship game.
Reaction is ridiculous! Is demonstration of weakness! Did Soviet Union quit war following disaster in First Battle of Kiev? NYET! Did fall of Kharkov result in Soviet surrender? NYET! One or two losing battles is not meaning war is finish!
PAIN NOW FOR LATER GLORY, IS POSSIBLE
Before Week Seven of Commie Football season, is only eight remaining unbeaten teams total, on both Tier 1 and Tier 2 levels. Now, is even less! Washington Huskies (6-1) is losing first game of season by 31-29 score to back-from-dead Oregon Ducks (2-5). Also in District 8, California Golden Bears (6-1) is falling in defeat for first time by score 43-33 to Cougars of Washington State (4-3). Only one team is remaining unbeaten on Tier 1 level – but how long can Stanford Cardinal (7-0), who is enjoying easy 31-17 victory over Hawaii in Week Seven, remain without blemish, like rare Isaak Brodsky painting?
On Tier 2 level, is more damage for unbeaten teams! James Madison, Georgia Southern, and Sam Houston State is all suffering first loss of season in Week Seven.
Is season now over for Huskies and Cal? Should JMU, Georgia Southern, and Sam Houston abandon schedule and quit season? Is championship dream over for any team with only one loss?
NYET! Is only one battle! Full Commie Football season is long war, and is yet many opportunity for enough victory to make 16-team playoff and possible championship! Is fact – only teams with six or seven losses is already ineligible for playoff, but this is now include only 13 of 96 teams on Tier 1 level!
But da, single loss in playoff is resulting in immediate death.
Here is summary of results for exciting Week 7 games in Commie Football:
- District 1: (5-2) is defeating 24-17, moving back into tie for North division lead with Rutgers, who is losing 40-22 in medieval battle between Scarlet Knights and Black Knights of Army (3-4); (2-5) is tasting delicious nectar of 27-25 victory vs. nemesis (4-3); (4-3) is taking advantage with 29-22 victory vs. in South division playoff race.
- District 2: (6-1, #8 rank) 35-28 victory vs. East Carolina is giving Duke a two-game lead in North division; Georgia Bulldogs (4-3) is teaching upstart (5-2, #20) a hard lesson in 26-19 victory; (5-2, #24) is destroying Tennessee in 39-7 annihilation, to claim South division lead
- District 3: (5-2, #21 rank) is treating arch rival Michigan (5-2, #13) to 30-16 beatdown; (5-2, #17) is exploding all over 67-17 to create 3-way tie with UM and OSU for North division lead; (5-2, #18) is surging with power to 54-29 victory vs. Kentucky , to take lead in South.
- District 4: (6-1, #10 rank) is destroying nemesis 49-12 to maintain East division lead; Seminoles of FSU (5-2, #16) is recapturing advantage in West division with 28-12 victory vs. Louisiana (3-4) is clanging cowbell, defeating (5-2, #22) in huge 28-17 upset victory; LSU (5-2) is missing good opportunity with embarrassing 34-30 defeat to usual weak Ragin’ Cajuns of Louisiana-Lafayette
- District 5: (6-1, #3 rank) is making quiet comeback in Top Power rankings, fighting off (5-2, #15) in key 31-29 victory; (6-1, #4) is defeating Kansas (5-2) 25-14 in equal critical South division game; (6-1, #5) is sharing lead of South division following 24-18 victory vs. of Iowa State
- District 6: (6-1) is gushing like Baku oil well up to #2 Top Power rank after 62-26 domination victory of Tulsa ; Meanwhile, (6-1, #6) 55-40 win vs. is moving OU into 3-way tie for North division lead; of TCU (6-1, #7) is third team in tie after easy 43-21 win vs. ; In South division, (5-2, #25) is surprise beating 43-27 in upset victory, is now tie for South lead with Texas A&M (5-2) who is embarrassing losing by score 21-19 to little Texas State Bobcats!
- District 7: (4-3) is surprising (5-2, #14 rank) in 26-24 upset victory; (4-3) is remaining in hunt for South division title with 37-19 victory vs. ASU ; (4-3) is beating 38-29 to maintain tie for South division lead.
- District 8: Oregon (2-5) is finally winning games, ruining perfect season of Washington (6-1, #9 rank) in 31-29 upset win; (4-3) is also wrecking perfect season of (6-1, #11) with 43-33 upset victory; (7-0, #1 rank) is last remaining unbeaten Tier 1 team after 31-17 win vs. .
ON TIER 2, HERE IS NEWS OF TOP FIVE TEAMS
Harvard Crimson (7-0, #1 rank) is continue success with 39-18 victory vs. Brown to maintain #1 Top Power rank; In best game of week, featuring two unbeaten teams, McNeese State Cowboys (7-0, #2) is defeating Sam Houston State 29-25 to seize control of District 7 playoff race; Toledo Rockets (6-1, #3) is continue to fly high in 36-29 over Chippewas of Central Michigan; Southern Miss (6-1, #4) is efficient defeating of Samford by score 50-23; 2014 runner-up Western Kentucky Hilltoppers (6-1, #5) is climbing again near top of hill after 34-28 over Georgia State.