Tier 2 Playoffs: For Bison, Is Turning Dark Midnight

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Chyort voz’mi! Is saying in newspaper that Colorado State Rams is Cinderella team, winning playoff game against North Dakota State, who is Wicked Stepmother team.

In second (quarterfinal) round of Tier 2 playoffs, big story is much familiar to Tier 1 playoffs. Top-seed team is playing home game against lowest, seed #8 team, who is traveling across country to have zadnitsa kicked by hooves of bison!

But this story is not what is happening. Instead, is underdog team with no things to lose that is coming into cocky stadium and finding new lake of strength, which is spraying out like geyser, and is playing best football game of young life! This team is capturing hearts of American football fans, and is becoming new Cinderella team, like in American Disney movie. In Commie Football Tier 2, this team is now Colorado State Rams, who is being Cinderella character, and Bison of North Dakota State is being wicked stepmother, who is now standing on sideline and watching Rams continue dancing in playoff games with handsome prince character, who in metaphor is maybe North Texas Mean Green. 


Game: Tier 2 Quarterfinal
Location: Fargo, ND
Final Score: Colorado State 35, North Dakota State 27
Notes: Like in Tier 1 Cotton Bowl, here is #1 seed team losing in defeat to #8 seed that is erupting like volcano, growing hot at right time. How is this? Rams is having best offense in Tier 2 this season. For Bison, is disappointing ending for second season in row, that is falling short in Commie Football playoffs. Is getting no easier for Colorado State, who is thinking is dancing with handsome prince, but is in truth facing sister of wicked stepmother – North Texas Mean Green – in semifinal game.


Game: Tier 2 Quarterfinal
Location: Denton, TX
Final Score: North Texas 43, Towson 27
Notes: Many is saying that North Texas is best team in Tier 2 all season long. Now, with easy victory over Towson, and NDSU out of way, Mean Green is new Top Power #1 team in Tier 2. Is having very good offense and defense is more strong than next opponent, Colorado State. And remember – Mean Green is sister of wicked stepmother, wearing clothing of handsome prince! For how long can magic playoff games last for Cinderella Rams? For Towson, is second season in row that Tigers is turning to pumpkins in Tier 2 playoffs.


Game: Tier 2 Quarterfinal
Location: Memphis, TN
Final Score: Memphis 27, Florida Atlantic 22
Notes: Memphis Tigers is not pumpkin, like Towson Tigers, but is more like real tiger – is hiding in bushes waiting to pounce, kill, and eat opponent. Latest jungle meal is looking like Owl of Florida Atlantic. Tigers is best defense remaining in Tier 2 playoffs, and is now to face Buffalo Bulls in semifinal. Maybe Bull is harder to kill than Owl? Or tiger is maybe liking taste of both, eh? FAU season is finish, but is hoping for maybe promotion to Tier 1 next season.


Game: Tier 2 Quarterfinal
Location: Orono, ME
Final Score: Buffalo 41, Maine 26
Notes: In rematch battle of cold teams from northeastern districts, Bulls of Buffalo is again to prove superior to Black Bears of Maine (Buffalo was also crushing Maine 51-11 in Week 11). Buffalo is now travel by Russian bus to warmer south of country to play Memphis Tigers in semifinal, who is having second-most explosive offense in playoffs, only behind Colorado State.


This weekend, all of world is finding out what two teams are playing for Tier 2 Commie Football championship!

  • (2) North Texas (13-1, #1) vs. (8) Colorado State (10-4, #7)
  • (3) Memphis (12-2, #3) vs. (5) Buffalo (11-3, #4)


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