In early weeks of new American college football season, many fan is visiting Commie Football website and seeing surprise upset defeat of strong team by seeming weak team. Is causing fear and confusion. Why is this result? Is part because strong team (such as defending champion Ohio State Buckeyes) is yet experiencing hangover from too much celebratory shampanskoye and is playing sloppy football in early games of new season. But is also part because Commie Football supercomputer is penalizing strong team who is scheduling weak, cupcake opponent from different Tier for automatic win!
You are seeing this happen in Week Two of Commie Football season, when seeming strong team such as Oregon Ducks is falling like Berlin in 1945 to weak Washington State Cougars, by score 36-29! Auburn Tigers is also losing to weak Bulls of South Florida, by score 31-28! Once mighty Louisville Cardinals is losing to seeming weak Red Wolves of Arkansas State (who is ironic having strongest nickname in college football), by score 28-15! Weak American military preparatory school Army Black Knights is somehow finding strength to defeat District 1 bully Boston College Eagles by low score of 14-8!
Is Soviet supercomputer technology broken? Nyet, comrade. Many game scores is meeting fan expectation, with few surprise twist!
In Commie Football, superior organization and schedule matrix is making for more difficult journey to championship glory for all teams. Only true strongest team is able to conquer 12 regular season plus four playoff games without losing at least one game. After only two weeks of new season, is only 25 of 96 teams on Tier 1 level yet unbeaten! In NCAA, is seeming every FBS team “unbeaten” with two or three cupcake opponent in fat, pig stomach!
Here is few other interesting Week 2 game results:
- Ohio 18 vs. Ohio State 26
- Indiana 20 vs. Michigan State 53
- TCU 54 vs. Tulsa 37
- Baylor 79 vs. Texas State 33
- Illinois 18 vs. Notre Dame 39
- Georgia 52 vs. South Carolina 20
- Louisiana Tech 27 vs. LSU 42
- San Diego State 18 vs. UCLA 46
- Florida 7 vs. Florida State 12
- Oklahoma 33 vs. Oklahoma State 54
WHERE IS TOP POWER RANKING?
Top Power ranking is to return following Week Three games. Only fool is revealing premature power ranking early in season, using inadequate data! Three games is minimum requirement of Commie Football supercomputer to have adequate data for proper calculation.
To demonstrate how ranking with limited data is making no sense, supercomputer is placing Washington Huskies as #1 team after Week One. This week, is now Notre Dame Fighting Irish, follow by Georgia, Iowa, West Virginia, UCLA, Northwestern, Washington, Mizzou, Florida State, and Rutgers.
There, you are now reading premature top 10 teams! You are happy? Nyet, you are more confused!
WHERE IS TIER 2?
Here is few interesting game results:
- Bowling Green 55 vs. Eastern Michigan 19
- Alabama A&M 25 vs. Western Kentucky 75
- Alabama State 11 vs. Jacksonville State 41
- Buffalo 22 vs. Toledo 38
- Central Michigan 42 vs. Western Michigan 24
- Georgia Southern 46 vs. Mercer 13
- Grambling 24 vs. Louisiana-Monroe 19
- Harvard 30 vs. New Hampshire 10
- Idaho 36 vs. Montana 29
- New Mexico 22 vs. New Mexico State 56
- North Dakota State 25 vs. South Dakota State 35
Tier 2 Top Power ranking is also premature, but #1 rank is held at this time by Bowling Green Falcons, who is perhaps having something to prove following Tier 2 relegation in off-season. Behind BGSU is Stony Brook, William & Mary, San Jose State, James Madison, Toledo, Georgia Southern, Princeton, FIU, and UMass.
There, you are now seeing premature Top 10 rankings from Tier 2! This information is confidential. Please, no distribution. Many men is gladly dying to protect.