Semifinal Playoffs: Who is Only Pretender?

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Is Seminoles only pretender? Or is Ducks? Show me your papers!

Or maybe is Seminoles only pretender? Or is Ducks true pretender? Show me your papers!

Is coming time when team that is pretender to be champion is no longer being good enough to continuing pretend.

In semifinal week of Commie Football playoffs, this pretender team is Eagles of Boston College. Is coming into playoffs as #8 weakest seed, from weak District 1, and is making surprise 35-32 victory over undefeated Baylor Bears in quarterfinal round.

But is maybe only one pretender beating other pretender because for Boston College, dream is coming to full stop this week in desert heat of Fiesta Bowl, where Seminoles of FSU, who is maybe being more used to hot weather of Florida, is not wilting in bright rotating searchlight of semifinal playoff game, is not being afraid when surrounded by barbed wire of football stadium, with millions of American college football fans around world watching game on small black-and-white television next to stove where evening meal is being cooked (all by decree of central politburo).

Now, if Seminoles is losing championship game to Oregon Ducks (who is beating Louisville in Aloha Bowl semifinal), then FSU is only pretender beating pretender beating pretender!

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Game: Fiesta Bowl
Location: Glendale, AZ
Final Score: Florida State 42, Boston College 26
Notes: Eagles of Boston College is giving everyone good show last week when destroying championship dream of Baylor Bears, but this is week when plucky upstart team from District 1 is being shown what real championship football team is looking like. Boston College is likely to finish season as only #8 Top Power team, but is at least making college football fans think better about weak District 1 (little bit). Seminoles (14-1, #1 Top Power) is now feeling even more angry by close Week 5 loss to Crimson Tide, but is also feeling happy to be making to title game in Rose Bowl against flying-very-high Oregon Ducks. But not too happy, because is having to maintain edge and sharp focus of playing in championship game.

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Game: Aloha Bowl
Location: Honolulu, HI
Final Score: Oregon 25, Louisville 20
Notes: Here is battle of MiG jet offense of Ducks against Iron Curtain defense of Louisville Cardinals. In end, it is MiG jet flying low over small city in midwest by Ohio River, and dropping one too many strategic nuclear missles on city defense, which is making hole that Duck army is then to exploit. At very least, Cardinals is getting trip to Hawaii out of deal. Ducks is now jumping to #2 Top Power, and is setting up classic championship game. Ducks is having slight better offense, and Seminoles is having slight better defense.

Who is winning great war of our time?! Is better to having great defense or great offense?! Who is only pretender?! Find and eliminate all pretenders!

In day or two, we are telling what is happening on Tier 2 semifinal games.

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