2013 Champions! What, You Are Expecting Other Team?

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In very exciting finale (that is French word meaning final performance) to Commie Football season, is so close of finish that referees is having to look at instant replay for even many more minutes than is already looking during games! But in end, is Seminoles of Florida State who is defeating Oregon Ducks by only one point, final score 32-31, in championship Rose Bowl game. Only loss for Noles this season is Week Five loss to Crimson Tide, but FSU is later having revenge in District 4 Championship Game.

Maybe you are expecting some other team for champion? Fans of Commie Football is coming to expect what is unexpected, as when Utah State Aggies is surprise winner of championship last season. Some fans is saying, “Well, jeez – this is just the same thing that happened anyway! How is Commie Football a better or different system when we just wind up with the same champion as the stupid BCS?!”

If this is you, then you are needing to take deep breath. Here is why. Soviet supercomputer is taking many data into calculations to determine true college football champion. Is also making new, better schedule for all teams, so no champion is traveling easy path to victory. For 2013 Florida State Seminoles, instead of playing weak teams such as Bethune-Cookman and Idaho on way to BCS Championship, is instead in Commie Football playing strong schedule: Tulsa, LSU, South Florida, Rutgers, Alabama, Georgia, UCF, South Carolina, Miami (FL), Mississippi, Auburn, Florida, Alabama (again!), Missouri, Boston College, and finally Oregon. That is 16 games for championship glory, and not one is being easy. Okay, maybe Tulsa or South Florida, but Golden Hurricane is very good team last season! USF is even upgrade from Bethune!

What supercomputer is to confirm is that da, Florida State Seminoles is true best team in country for 2013 season. But! Auburn is not even being close to #2 best team. This team is Oregon Ducks, then Baylor Bears, then Louisville Cardinals (see final Top Power 25 rankings for end of season). Auburn is mere #25 in Top Power rank.

Believe or not, Seminoles and Ducks is finishing finishing season tied as #2 best offense, only behind Baylor. Is maybe better defense of FSU that is making difference in championship game? Only supercomputer is knowing for certain. Supercomputer is knowing every thing!

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Nyet, Florida State is not only champion of America. In Tier 2 of Commie Football, champion is Mean Green of North Texas, who are defeating very strong Buffalo Bulls by final score of 35-29.

Here are two teams that are being very even matched, both with very good offense and defense. Mean Green is maybe playing better game in high pressure situation, and this is making difference in end. UNT is also losing only one game this season, in Week Six to UTEP.

SOME TEAMS RISING & SOME TEAMS FALLING

For Tier 2 especially, is more excitement still coming, because after season is when process of promotion and relegation is happening. This is when some teams from Tier 2 are being promoted to Tier 1 for 2014 season, and some of worst Tier 1 teams is falling down to Tier 2. Fans of Tier 2 teams is having to keep in mind, that only schools who are coming from former FBS level is eligible for promotion to Commie Football Tier 1. So for fans of NDSU Bison, you are out of luck because NDSU is former FCS. What are factors for teams being chosen to rise or fall? Is combination of final record, Top Power scores, and attendance.

Promotion/Relegation announcement is coming in maybe one week or two. Is depending on finding enough wood for fire that is powering web server, so it is not freezing in polar vortex.

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